More Online Dating: not my proudest moment.

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  Jun 25, 2011 – 10:29pm

  wait, are you serious about no sex until marriage? how's that for a non-one-liner? im drunk on a tuesday but we should chat right now because you're also online at 1:30 in the morning and you are pretty. im hilarious. lets chat.

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  Jun 26, 2011 – 7:25am

  I almost never respond to people on here; but your message was just so moronic that I feel compelled to message you simply to tell you that you are a complete idiot. This is highly insulting that you would dare aim a message like this in my general direction. There is a reason you are still single. Take a look at yourself, you drunk dumb-ass. Go back to your usual pathetic sluts and don't even so much as look at my profile again.

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  Jun 26, 2011 – 10:21am

  you mean so you don't want to get a cup of coffee? I just broke up with my girlfriend for 7 months and shes moving to a 3rd world country to teach English to poor people after she just graduated top of her class at Brandeis. shes a usual slut.
  
  I think you're single because you're a tight ass.
  
  "My Catholic faith is extremely important to me, and I'm constantly striving to become a better person and grow closer to God. " -what you said to me wasn't very Christian. turn the other cheek. preferably to one on your ass for me.
  
  i hope you have great time having dates with guys that are pretending to care about how you love labradors and bargain shopping. tell them more about your ping-pong skills.
  
  you should put out. take your pussy off its high pedestal.
  
  "*Most people back home knew me for always having a large SONIC Diet Coke in my hand!"
  -yeah, they weren't going to know you for being fun and interesting.
  
  I've known for many years that I was meant to bring people happiness through music--in whatever way possible.
  - wow, you really think you're god's gift to the world. have fun wearing a purity ring and marying jonas brother.
  
  chase