[Update 9/26/2011 7:21 PM: THANK YOU FOR THE BOOTS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.]
[Update, 9/17/2011 12:33 PM: I have an Amazon wishlist. Hint... hint...
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ]
*Let me first say: sports are for the lowest and stupidest among us. If you like sports you are basically screaming, "I am a closet homosexual who sublimates my desire for a big black football player's cock by learning their statistics. I am probably also fat."
If you are a Red Sox fan specifically, please feel free to go choke on some hotdog and I hope your crappy house in Brockton or Lowell or whatever godforsaken townie hell you live in gets foreclosed on.*
[Update, 9/8/2011 1:2 PM: The boring macho thing doesn't work with me. Neither does the beta male thing. Figure it out.]
I'm Reddit-famous.
Okay!
[Update, 9/17/2011 12:33 PM: I have an Amazon wishlist. Hint... hint...
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ]
*Let me first say: sports are for the lowest and stupidest among us. If you like sports you are basically screaming, "I am a closet homosexual who sublimates my desire for a big black football player's cock by learning their statistics. I am probably also fat."
If you are a Red Sox fan specifically, please feel free to go choke on some hotdog and I hope your crappy house in Brockton or Lowell or whatever godforsaken townie hell you live in gets foreclosed on.*
[Update, 9/8/2011 1:2 PM: The boring macho thing doesn't work with me. Neither does the beta male thing. Figure it out.]
I'm Reddit-famous.
Okay!