21/f
My self-summary
My self-summary
[Update 9/26/2011 7:21 PM: THANK YOU FOR THE BOOTS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.]
[Update, 9/17/2011 12:33 PM: I have an Amazon wishlist. Hint... hint...
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ]
*Let me first say: sports are for the lowest and stupidest among us. If you like sports you are basically screaming, "I am a closet homosexual who sublimates my desire for a big black football player's cock by learning their statistics. I am probably also fat."
If you are a Red Sox fan specifically, please feel free to go choke on some hotdog and I hope your crappy house in Brockton or Lowell or whatever godforsaken townie hell you live in gets foreclosed on.*
[Update, 9/8/2011 1:2 PM: The boring macho thing doesn't work with me. Neither does the beta male thing. Figure it out.]
I'm Reddit-famous.
Okay!
[Update, 9/17/2011 12:33 PM: I have an Amazon wishlist. Hint... hint...
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ]
*Let me first say: sports are for the lowest and stupidest among us. If you like sports you are basically screaming, "I am a closet homosexual who sublimates my desire for a big black football player's cock by learning their statistics. I am probably also fat."
If you are a Red Sox fan specifically, please feel free to go choke on some hotdog and I hope your crappy house in Brockton or Lowell or whatever godforsaken townie hell you live in gets foreclosed on.*
[Update, 9/8/2011 1:2 PM: The boring macho thing doesn't work with me. Neither does the beta male thing. Figure it out.]
I'm Reddit-famous.
Okay!
What I’m doing with my life
My grandpa was kind enough to leave me with a nest egg after he died, and so I am exploring my artistic side for now. I eat sushi, drink wine, hit the gym, read constantly, internet, go camping, and love both being affectionate and receiving affection.
I’m really good at
I'm amazing with my hands. Use your imagination. I can kiss your neck in a way that will give you goosebumps. I can whisper things in your ear that will do the same.
My guitar skillz would make Satriani lose his chubby.
My guitar skillz would make Satriani lose his chubby.
The six things I could never do without
food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis, excretion. It's not a cop-out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I believe and how to best express it. Also, really nerdy stuff. Clever plays on words. Boring object and ego fetishization. Anesthetization.
The ridiculous ways men try to stick their dicks into things and the lengths they will go to/the excuses they will make to make it happen.
The ridiculous ways men try to stick their dicks into things and the lengths they will go to/the excuses they will make to make it happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting the fuck down at a dance night, getting the fucked up at a private party, walking around the city with some old soul or another, running into strangers and sharing my flask. Fucking the po-lice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel like it's *your* job to impress *me*.
also, I fantasize about Frank Zappa.
also, in case you missed it: I have a wishlist.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ
Buy me stuff. you won't regret it.
also, I fantasize about Frank Zappa.
also, in case you missed it: I have a wishlist.
https://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2S34OF9G13YKZ
Buy me stuff. you won't regret it.
I’m looking for
- Guys and girls who like bi girls
- Ages 20-36
- Near me
- For new friends, activity partners
- You've just bought me something lovely off my wishlist and you'd like your reward.
- You think you can hang. I have really high standards, so: good luck. You'll need it.
- You're not going to proffer some variation of "what's up". Unless you want to get chided for lack of effort and have me propose obnoxious and offensive edits to your profile.
- You're not all hung up on "family". Get off the apron-strings, manchild.
- You think you can hang. I have really high standards, so: good luck. You'll need it.
- You're not going to proffer some variation of "what's up". Unless you want to get chided for lack of effort and have me propose obnoxious and offensive edits to your profile.
- You're not all hung up on "family". Get off the apron-strings, manchild.
Oct 5, 2011 – 12:31am
what happens if a guy buys you something?- Oct 5, 2011 – 8:22am
you'll just have to find out.
Oct 5, 2011 – 3:14pm
I'd rather tell you that you're everything i could hate in a girl. i wouldn't buy you anthing. i work two jobs just to pay bills and have a social life on the side.
Go explore your artistic side in that house you don't pay rent, and think sports fans are ignorant for admiring things you don't. I'm not a big sports fan, but i admire the work ethic of a good athlete much more than some entitled bitch who cock teases guys over the internet to buy her shit.I did grow up playing sports. The purpose of them, the reason why schools keep a budget for them, is because sports teach life skills to help build character(teamwork, achievement, failure, respect for others etc.). maybe if you played a sport growing up, you wouldn't be a complete asshole slut who mooches off of others.
you can arouse a guy by wispering in his ear and kissing his neck? you're "good with your hands"? big deal. we also get hard when we wake up and have to pee. guys can cum while jerking off alone in their rooms with their eyes closed. (and probably a lot faster than if you were sucking on their dicks.)
You're a whore,
Chase- Oct 5, 2011 – 3:24pm
I know you can't do anything about your looks but why are you so greasy?Report this
what a sad sack of shit. enjoy your pathetic excuse for a life.
- Oct 5, 2011 – 3:44pm
you've fucked worse. - Oct 5, 2011 – 3:46pm
lulz. later, fag.
So she didn't play sports or compete on the debate team either.
Damn.
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